|Why I love my husband,
a short essay
He's cute and funny, for the most part. I'm sure he's not the funniest man in America, excuse
me, the world (he says he is), but....
He buys me chocolate if I whine only a little.
He offers to rub my feet, even if I am not wearing
socks. He never notices if I'm wearing make-up and
especially if I'm not! Of course the true test will be if he notices if I'm wearing my teeth and hair.
Not quite there yet, although my hair is thinning nicely....
He has never patted me on my bottom and said, "Bit more of you lately." I'm not sure that is
appropriate for this essay or for one titled, "Why I'm not in jail."